Celebrity Pubes On Sale!


This is way, way brainy. Way, way out of this world. Didn't you just laugh when you read the title? But it's true. Celebrity pubic hair is on sale! It might just jar you that this whole exercise is to finance charity. Here, let's hear it right from the horse's mouth:

How does it work?
It's quite simple, really. As a result of a very successful direct campaign, celebrities from all over the world send us their pubes daily. We mount them, and offer them to you. All pubes are autographed by their donor. Needless to say, every piece is a unique work of art, A priceless collectible beyond anything ever seen or heard of before.

Why do we do it?
All profits go into selected charity organisations and become an important part of making the world a better place. In short: We turn Hair into Care. It sounds dumb, but it is smart.
Bang on! Anyone who's run a charity knows just how difficult it is to mobilise funds. I do. I run one myself with friends. We call it AASAI. And funds have been our biggest hurdle. Then along comes someone with this absolutely novel idea. I salute these people and wish them the very best.

Go to PUBESAID.COM here.

1 comment:

Christian Alexander Tietgen said...

What? That sounds stupid lol