How To Fart And Not Get Caught - III

You docked inside safe?

Good! Now as calmly and deftly as you can, put both palms on your cheeks, fingers slightly spread.

No. No. The other cheeks. You are not being taught to burp…

With the lesson so far? Excellent!

You are now in the launch mode.

Shhh! No sobbing in there. And shhh… No guttural intonations either. And… what?

Ok. Ok. We’ll cut the crap. Now spread your cheeks as wide as you can to allow free passage for the fiend.

Wait! Did you check for inflammable material on your person or immediate surroundings? Do… waaa… What did you just fling into outer orbit! Your lighter? Ok!

And wait! Do you have an exhaust running on kingdom-come-or-bust mode, well above your head? You do! And your palms are firmly on cheeks? Yes? Hallelujah…

All systems are go dude!

  • Part I
  • Part II
  • 4 comments:

    RUMS said...

    Haha, whatta visual treat that ought to be! Good move with the lighters;)You should have concluded this with not just 'not get caught' - but 'blame it on others' ;)

    Instinctive Traveller said...

    umm. u leave me with a thought.

    Brad said...

    I just read the title of this post and find it very amusing there is a Part I and II to it. He he heh...I am still smiling!

    Instinctive Traveller said...

    hey brad, thanks for coming by.