You're off to Mumbai. But there's the problem. You don't know a word of Hindi. What if you suddenly needed direction to the loo? Or you wanted to take a quick shit and you can't for your dear life figure if you'd have to head east or southeast to do the deed? Oui ma! Whatever will you do in these situations that strip even a diplomat of all finesse? There's a thought.
Ugh... while you're contemplating that one, you'd be amused to know that the enterprising always find a way. And in the process, they never, ever forget to etch deep in their grey cells the equivalent for 'I love you'. Because there's no better time for a delicious two-minute romance than on travel. Especially by train.
Do you follow Hindi? If so click on the picture for an enlargement and enjoy the fine nuances of translation.