Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee

- You answer the door before people knock.
- You ski uphill.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- You help your dog chase its tail!
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.

For the rest of them go here. The ones above are those I like best.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well this is the first time that i've actually commented on a blog.

So here goes ..... i really dont know wat im supposed to say..... i had a good laugh on this one. thats it !

carol

ViSh said...

when it's never 'kaafi'. (enough in Hindi)

Instinctive Traveller said...

anonymous:
do visit often for a good laugh. ugh. well u wouldn't get a laugh here often, it could be something amusing though. : )

vish:
that is neat. really neat. : )