Weighty Blues

Wife was very unhappy with her car that panted and heaved inspite of all the repairs. She said so to Husband every waking hour of everyday. One night when they were alone snuggling on their extra-large bed, Wife whispered in Husband's ear:

"Buy me a surprise for my birthday Buttercup" she cooed. "Something that accelerates from zero to hundred in four seconds" she smacked a big, wet kiss on Husband. "And I would prefer a blue one please"!

Husband didn't wait till the birthday arrived. Right the next day, he promptly bought her a weighing machine! A blue weighing machine.

Thank you Sriram.

3 comments:

Yeshwant Miranda said...

hahaha ... ya that mail from sriram, was cool. Nice one ...

Instinctive Traveller said...

i tweeked it though. :)

Instinctive Traveller said...

and y's ur blog still blank? i just visited it now. oh, but maybe that's the very idea. oh! doodie... i am brrrrr. i'm... u r a saint. u make me faint.